Miss America and Mister Belgium

I would never use the same unwashed pan for at least 2 (but up to 4, maybe 5) days in a row to cook my bacon each morning...I have a MUCH more sanitary kitchen than that! It also was not me who scarily left the iron on for all of Sunday. Even if it was the first time it ever happened, it still wasn't me. I have not become lazy and slept longer on Sundays since I got back and have done my hair in the car every week. Who knows what kinds of creations could evolve! I am not the type of person who is super proud of the amount of sit-ups I have done in 2 weeks. That is sooooo shallow.