Miss America and Mister Belgium

It was NOT ME who spilled cream in the back seat of the brand new car...NOR was it ME who was eating pudding and managed to get it in her hair...only 4 year olds do that. I also am very environtmentally friendly, so it could NOT have been ME who decided to store chicken in zip-lock bags just to have less dishes to wash. And it certainly was NOT ME who picked up chicken for the cooking class and chose to ignore when the woman said a muffled '3 kilo' (in Dutch), when we needed 5. I NEVER would figure that it would all end up ok, but then during the class realize the gravity of the error.